Mr Razor's Favorite Thing

Every so often, and for no apparent reason,
the sly razor demon emerges with a smile and says,
“Off with his beard! Off with his beard!”
and before I can ask “Why?”
my facial hair has disappeared.

Today, that happened to me again,
and as usual, it was out of my control.
I almost didn’t even realize what happened,
until I stepped outside and my chin was cold.

For your listening enjoyment:

Mr Razor’s Favorite Thing: MP3 | OGG

(Apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Julie Andrews, and John Coltrane.)

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